You wanna feel «broke»? Go to Dubai...

I’ve decided to book a trip… within my trip in Africa.

I’ve chosen a country somewhat «close» to South Africa: Egypt. A small four days trip. I know, it’s as if I went to Salvador, Brazil, for a few days regarding the distance. I had a layover in Dubai, so it was a total of 28 hours of flight for that little trip. I guess I enjoy being up in the air…

I have to say that I really wanted to fly with Emirates, so I could compare with Qatar Airways, the two five stars companies in the world.

My first goal was to be two days in Dubai and two days in Cairo. But it was way too expensive, so I changed my mind. Nevertheless, I found aticket with a 14 hours layover in Dubai, for half of the price than the first one. I was content with that.

During my plane ride – which offered Wi-Fi for a ridiculous price – I did some research to find out which activities I could do in a few hours. Since they have the tallest building in the world, it was a no brainer. I went on the Burj Khalifa website (I have do admit that at first, every time my taxi driver was saying the name of the tower, I heard Wiz Khalifa…) to realize that the package to attend the 148th floor was… 173$. Are they crazy or what!?

For that price, they give you a “complimentary drink”. Uhh sorry guys. We are paying that drink more than once at a price close to 200$! The site goes on: we promise an interactive experience and blah-blah-blah. But my budget has a limit. There is no way that I’m gonna pay that much money for that. So I chose the second option, which was the observation deck, at the 124th and 125th floors. It was also really expensive – 45$ – but it was that or nothing.

But let’s be honest. The tower is quite impressive. The city is already full of skyscrapers, but they all look tiny beside it. Wiz Kalifa, oh, sorry, Burj Khalifa’s height is 828 meters and 163 stories. It’s not only the highest structure raised by man in the world, but it also broke three other world records: the tower with the most stories, the highest occupied floor and the highest outdoor observation deck.

My only deception was that even if the tower is really high, we don’t really see the palm, that artificial peninsula that made the city famous. During the bus tour, they even say that this is what gave Dubai a “stratospheric reputation”. They are modest… So the only thing we see is this:

If you think that the ticket to go at the top was expensive, wait to hear about the price of the pictures taken with a green screen that can show you in different positions with the tower. The whole package? 90$.

Thanks, but no thanks.

There are also splendid fountains at the bottom. But this is the show that I got:

Bouhhh. And I almost missed my flight because I decided to see these.

Dubai is a rich city. Really rich. I felt like I was very poor looking at all the stores, with the luxurious cars and overpriced condos all around.

By the way, if you’re looking for a place to invest in real estate, know that every property comes with a car. The condominiums include a Mini Cooper or a BMW and the houses in the palm with a Lamborghini.

Even the Uber are luxurious. All Lexus. But the prices are very expensive.

Here are some facts and observations about Dubai:

It is so hot outside that the metro is not only equipped with A/C, but the stations are really closed from each other so people don’t have to walk inthat heat.

They are building the biggest shopping mall in the world. There will be an alley of 7 km!

The address of my hotel was, literally : «Al Wasal Area, Opposite Iranian Hospital». That’s it. It looks like a farmer giving direction at the end of a country road.

You know you’re really far from home when the restaurants that you know look like that :

Obviously, I don’t read the arabic language. So at first sight, I thought that there was a rowing boat with two persons at the above of the “stop”. 

The shopping malls – because that’s about all there is to see – are impressive. You can find a rink, a giant aquarium and… an indoor ski resort. It’s the third largest in the world.

One day, I’ll go back. And this time, it will definitely be for more than a few hours!